Review of NZPharma's "Dutch Speed Paste" (No amp detected)

Metservice · 2024-05-16 17:40

General Information

Vendor Name: NZPharma
Product/s reviewed: Dutch Speed Paste
Price before shipping (NZD): $500 for 10 grams1
Shipping cost: $20
Price per unit: $50.00/1

Customer Service

Score: /5

[ ] Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ] Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ] Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ] Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ] Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[X] Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality

Score: 1/5

[ ] Highest purity - highly potent
[ ] Mostly pure - potent
[ ] Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ] Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[X] Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ] Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed

Score: 5/5

[X] Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ] Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ] Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ] Package is late
[ ] Package is very late
[ ] Never received package

Price Value

Score: 0/5

[ ] Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ] Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ] At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ] Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ] Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[X] Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec

Score: 2/5

[X] Vacuum-sealed
[ ] Mylar bag/non-porous container
[ ] Decoy/misdirection
[X] Low package profile
[ ] Good OpSec/PGP

Total score

8 out of 25 for 32%.

Additional review notes

Arrived quickly and was packaged pretty well. Vendor was communicative and friendly up to this point, but we haven't been in touch since I got these test results. I will update this review with Customer Service marks if I'm able to find a resolution with them after this.

It seemed like really weak gear so I went get it tested with a spectrometer at a local clinic; I crushed a couple of different pieces of paste from the bag and mixed them well to ensure an evenly representative sample. unfortunately, my sample was mostly caffeine - no amphetamine was detected whatsoever. There was also a trace amount of a cathinone from the Dimethylpentylone family detected.

Pretty disappointing to buy bunk gear here I expected more vigilance from anyone organized enough to list their stuff publicly.

I hope to hear from the vendor regarding a refund or some other kind of remuneration. Until then, I advise others to steer clear of NZPharma!

Extra1 · 2024-05-17 08:30

Bro thank you so much for posting up. I did't manage to get in yesterday to do a recheck of it but I'm very glad someone did. I'm still going to go today and try get a photo

Extra1 · 2024-05-17 09:00

NZPharma, you staunchly defended your product under my post. That leaves me hopeful this is a legitimate error on your part and not something done intentionally. The correct way forward is to own this and do right by your customers. It is the only way to retain credibility

Xar777 · 2024-05-17 10:40

Thanks @Metservice for the review, it's much appreciated.

Fuck I'm getting so fiendish for some proper amphetamine sulfate, I hope some other vendor can pull through. Would buy bulk if the product is even anywhere close to pure.

Metservice · 2024-05-18 05:40

Happy to help. A friend with the same product visited another clinic and they were only able to identify caffeine in his sample.

@JACNZPP24, It's really easy at the moment in the major cities, and free! Check out "The Level" and the NZ Drug Foundation websites for schedules. Lots of pop up clinics, drop off services etc depending on where you are. They're doing a lot of great work helping people stay safe.

NZ Darknet Market Forums

Nexus Market

MGM Grand Market

TorZon Market

Abacus Market

#1 2024-05-16 17:40