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cookedmeup

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Registered: 2026-03-04

Posts: 4

CannaChameleon – The Return of New Zealand's Finest Cannabis

General Information
Vendor Name: CannaChameleon - FE
Product/s reviewed: 28g Mix Cannabis
Price before shipping (NZD): $270 for 3days
Shipping cost: $0

Customer Service

Score: 5/5

[X]  Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[  ]  Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[  ]  Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[  ]  Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[  ]  Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[  ]  Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality

Score: 5/5

[X]  Highest purity - highly potent
[  ]  Mostly pure - potent
[  ]  Minor cut or impurity - strong
[  ]  Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[  ]  Almost entirely cut - very weak
[  ]  Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed

Score: 5/5

[X]  Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[  ]  Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[  ]  Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[  ]  Package is late
[  ]  Package is very late
[  ]  Never received package

Price Value

Score: 5/5

[X]  Excellent - great value & low cost
[  ]  Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[  ]  At-market - neither good nor bad
[  ]  Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[  ]  Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[  ]  Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec

Score: 5/5

[X]  Vacuum-sealed
[X]  Mylar bag/non-porous container
[X]  Decoy/misdirection
[X]  Low package profile
[X]  Good OpSec/PGP

Total score

25 out of 25 for 100%.

Finally, the Cannabis King is back: CannaChameleon. I've missed the quality of NZ-grown weed. Other cannabis on the market feels like it's all PGR (plant growth regulator) – none of it gets me properly stoned like CannaChameleon's flower does.

CannaChameleon always looks after their customers. I received a free 3.3g of Purple Panties as a tester. I know CannaChameleon's cannabis is going to get me stoned – love you so much.

Total weight for the order was:
- Blackwater: 14.3g
- Orange Runtz Cake 2.0: 14.7g

And a free tester:
- Purple Panties: 3.3g

This is a detailed review of the cannabis I ordered from CannaChameleon.

Orange Runtz Cake 2.0

This is an excellent "eagle and bake" strain. It provides good energy and gets you moving, with a happy, bubbly type of energy. Unlike high-energy sativas, it doesn't cause jitters, nervousness, anxiety, or paranoia. The onset hits hard and fast the first 5 minutes can be slightly intense – but after that, it instantly shifts to a happy, upbeat experience. Excellent mood lift. Good for social anxiety; it makes you more outgoing and talkative. The duration is solid, lasting a good 2 hours or more. I have OCD, social anxiety, and I get scared and nervous easily, but Orange Runtz 2.0 doesn't aggravate any of that. I can smoke a full gram in a cone and be fine. Highly recommended. Flavor profile: orange on the inhale, bananas on the exhale.

Blackwater

The high has an enchantingly slow come-on, then increases in power more rapidly. Pupils feel dilated, vision brightened. A noticeable physical sensation develops around the head. It achieves a surprisingly good balance of being "with it" while also completely gone. The mental space is cool, mellow, and rock solid. No bad vibes – but at the cost of all vibes. It acts like a pain medicine, with emotional suppression, glowy vision, and heavy eyelids. There's a cloudy coziness replacing the ability to think, but that warmth is notably absent in the body. The experience, while heavy, is more of an in-the-head sativa and feels slightly imbalanced due to the absence of any body high. Music sounds exceptional – layered, rich, and encompassing. The low-key emotional component does reduce sensitivity and the ability to be moved, but the experience is rewarding enough to deserve praise.

mindgoblin

Member

Registered: 2026-03-27

Posts: 13

Re: CannaChameleon – The Return of New Zealand's Finest Cannabis

A very good vendor. Good to see him back. The blackwater is some good shit.